Hypothetically speaking of course
- Me: yeah I'm a writer
- Hypothetical stranger: oh really? Have I seen your work?
- Me: Shit, idk hold on let me ask the universe
- Me: universe has he read my shit
- Universe:
- Universe: no, not your shit
- Me: no sorry bro
- Hypothetical stranger: well who's your publisher?
- Me: publisher? Oh yeah I publish like more than a bunch of times a day until I hit post limit yeah
- Hypothetical stranger: post what? Who's your publisher?
- Me: David Karp ok
- hypothetical stranger: who's that? What company?
- Me: omg shut up, tumblr you inconsiderate ass
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